i shit you not
the 5k “Kick Your Ass-paragus Run” tomorrow starts by throwing a stalk of asparagus in the air
not by shooting an air gun or...
am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in...
applying for a job in NYC
a job i’m really qualified for
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.